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Saturday, July 13, 2013

$ex and flogging na thesame? How Akpos Killed his Mum






D naughty boy stumbled on his parents in bed having s-ex. So he asked: "Daddy, what are you doing?" His father replied, "I am flogging your mummy." Akpos was lost in thought for a while. Then with a sad face he lamented:"But Mama what manner of offence did you commit in this house?...Today, four different men have flogged you. First, was the gate man Aliyu, then Idris our house boy. After that the vendor who sells newspaper to dad also flogged you and now daddy. WHY??? Mama u must be too stubborn oooo!"
Akpos is currently living with his uncle in d villa. His dad is behind bars for murder and his mom's burial has been fixed for next week...=D =)). 

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