Pastor on Facebook – JOKES

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My pastor added me on face book. Nd I innocently accepted
2 mins later his mssg came in;
Pastor:how r u?
Me:I’m fyn my daddy
Pastor:may the building of
Heavenly favour collapse on your
Head

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Me:(no reply)
Pastor:may the thunder of blessing strike u nd ur family
Me:(no reply)
Pastor:are u there?
Me:yes my daddy
Pastor:you should be saying amen to claim the
Blessings
Me:Ok,May over speeding trailer of blessing
Jam/crush you and your family like a moving
Train,faster than the speed of light.
Pastor:thunder fire you…………………