Moments…
You sit Next to a cute girl in a
Bus,
you offer to pay 4 her fare, then
ask for her number, only for her
to tell you, ‘sorry I dont share my
number to strangers’
Continue
===
U divorce ur Wifè only to find that
she Got married to your
Neighbour next Door..
=== when you Notice Someone’s
zip Is
opened., and U dont know how
to
tell them Coz U have no Reason
to
look there
===
when you Wave Back, just to
Realise that the Person was
waving at someone Else
===
when you are with a friend, you
step aside to fart, önly for them to
follow you
===
when you think that Every place
You go Smells shit, only to Realise
Its you Who stepped Shit..
===
when you have an Erection
Infront of your Audience..
===
when you are watching a movie
with your parents, and the Actors
start Fucking, you try to press
>Next>> with remote only to find
there are no Batteries….
===
you tell ‘Someone’ Bye,then you
start walking the same direction…
Keep it rolling……..
…..add yours
Naija Gist,
Nigeria.
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