5 Weird Things That Can Destroy Your $-ex Life

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As you probably know, there are a lot of ways you can screw up your s*x life. Some are pretty obvious once they’re explained, but others can be pretty crazy.

1. Not Shaving
Basically it’s
proof of the idea that if you don’t take care of yourself and never try to get
laid, you won’t. So if you’re feeling bad about your lack of action, a
shower might be a good place to start.

Continue after the break.

2. You Have High Testosterone
While most people believe that testosterone is the “s*x drive” hormone, and
while that’s almost certainly true for men, it’s starting to look like it might
be a bit more complicated for women. A recent study shows that women
with high testosterone still get aroused, but are less interested in having s*x
than they are with taking care of business themselves.

3. Taking Oral Contraception
Despite the fact that the whole reason for the pill’s invention is to give
women the opportunity to have more s*x, countless studies continue to
prove that it actually kills women’s libidos.

4. Being Too Smart (Or Too Dumb)
Sorry, nerds: in the harsh words of an unkind sociology professor from
North Carolina, “Intelligence is negatively associated with s*x frequency.”

The smarter you are, the less likely you are to get laid.
5. Watching P0*n
Yup, while you may not go blind, the truth is much, much darker: P0*n
will slide its spindly needles of addiction right down your eyeballs, curl
them inside your brain, and rip all the parts out that make s*x work.