Showing posts with label Tragedy Update. Show all posts
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Monday, July 14, 2014

Tragedy Update: U.S rapper that cuts off his Anaconda, now without The Adam's Apple !




Here's an update on rapper Andre Johnson who made headlines this past April when he cut off his own pen*s and jumped off a building (read here). He survived that mess but he's now without Pen*s!

Yesterday Andre spoke to E! News exclusively about why he cut off his pen*s...and how he's living life without it. 
"Yes, I was using drugs that night, but I was in complete control. I cut it off because that was the root of all my problems. My solution to the problem was the realization that sex is for mortals, and I am a god...Those kinds of activities got me into trouble, and I came here to be a god."
There were reports that doctors were able to reattach Andre's pen*s, but he said that isn't true. 
"Doctor's weren't able to repair anything. But, it still gets hard, the little bit that I got. I still got some pen*s that works. It's not the size of the prize, it's the motion of the ocean. There's no mystery to it, but they couldn't reattach it. A pen*s is a pen*s is a pen*s."
"I wasn't having that much sex up to that point anyways. My days of reproducing are over. But now I'm a reborn man." Continue...

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