Monday, November 5, 2012

New Jobs Title In Naija





Gardener: Landscape Executive Officer (LEO)

House Maid : House Upkeep Manager (HUM)

Receptionist : Office Access Control Manager (OACM)

Typist : Printed Document Handler (PDH)


Messenger : Business Communications Conveyor Specialist (BCCS)

Window Cleaner : Transparent Wall Technician (TWT)

Temporary Teacher : Associate Tutor (AT)

Tea Boy : Refreshment Specialist (RS)

Garbage Collector : Public Sanitation Engineer (PSE)

Watchman : Theft Prevention & Surveillance Officer (TPSO)

Thief : Wealth re-Distribution Expert (WrDE)

Driver : Automobile Propulsion Specialist (APS)

Maid : Domestic Operations Specialist (DOS)

Employee without Portfolio : Administration Manager (AM)

Cook : Gastrointestina l Nourishment Management Executive(GNMO)

Barber: Dead Scalp Cells Removal Specialist (DSCRS)

Do Not Forget Also that......

Unemployed : Town Surveyor (TS)

Gossip : Research & Communications Manager (RCM).

Bad Belle pple: Research, Analysis & Criticism Specialist (RACS)

LovePeddlers: Temporary Spouse Replacement & Care-Giving Executive (TSRCE)

Local Drunk: Alcohol Testing & Maintenance Executive (ATME)

Mechanic: Automotive Fault Tracing & Correction Engineer (AFTCE)

Tailor: Couture Fabrication Specialist (CFS)

Politician: Public Funds Diversion Expert (PFDE)

Yahoo boy: International Wealth re-Distribution Consultant (IWDC)

Assassin: Human Population Control Officer (HPCO) truly 9ja

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