1) Killing urself is BAD, but committing suicide is the BADDEST--Patienc e Jonathan{2011}
2) The water used in making eba cannot be recovered..---Barack
Obama (2009)
3) Those who eats Indomie as dinner are easily defeated in their dreams.......Aristot le (1806).
4) he who fight and run away, na fear dey catch am.....MIKE TYSON (1998)
5) He who says nothing lasts forever has never tried HAUSA perfume ----Isaac Newton (1904)
6) He who fully unwrap a sharwama before eating it cannot keep a secret ----- Abraham Lincoln (1864)
7) Anyone who thinks he has many enemies has never been with a mountain-of-fire member --- William Shakespeare (1788).
8) Anyone who graduated without
experiencing strike probably has never been to Nigeria --- Lord Lugard (1904)
9) Any man who drinks alomo bitters without squeezing his face, is capable of murder....obasanjo(1 999)
10) Drinking Garri doesnt mean you're poor, but allowing the garri to swell-up b4 drinking is Poverty----Queen Elisabeth(1893)
11) Any toilet wey dey clean never jam correct shit. ----- Don Hope(2014)
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12) He who laugh last No understand the joke ----2face Idibia (2006)
13) He who runs around looking for scissors to cut indomie seasoning sachets is not yet hungry---- (sir Alex Ferguson (2005)
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14) Nigeria was never on the map when God said # LET_THERE_BE_LIGHT----- Buhari (1980)
15) Whether Jonah swallowed d fish or d Fish swallowed Jona, so far there's a SWALLOWING All na d same ----Abacha (1970)
16) Any one who thinks there are no human
chimpanzes. Then you have not met my dad -----
IYABO (1999)
17) Lwkmd _-----Mark Zuckerbag (2004)"
Lollezies- 2040
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