Secret one
My best friend knows everything. She knows all of your vitals - from the size of your bank account to the size of your other, er, holdings - and she knows how both compare with those of every other man I've dated.
My best friend knows everything. She knows all of your vitals - from the size of your bank account to the size of your other, er, holdings - and she knows how both compare with those of every other man I've dated.
Ask her about me or discuss our relationship at your peril. She will tell me. Even if she promises not to. This is not always a bad thing (like if you happen to be telling her how much you love me). But, in general, remember that she is my confidante first and yours never.
Secret two
I'll never tell you exactly how many men I've slept with. No matter how sincere I appeared when I answered your question.
I'll never tell you exactly how many men I've slept with. No matter how sincere I appeared when I answered your question.
