An Oklahoma City woman is accused of threatening her neighbor with a knife before announcing she had s*x with her cat. Kristina Michelle Brown, 23, allegedly brandished a pocket knife at her neighbor, 72-year-old Elmer Morrison, Monday afternoon and asked if he wanted to die, according to a police report obtained by The Smoking Gun.
Morrison called the cops, and when a responding officer asked Morrison why she was threatening her neighbor, she allegedly replied, “Because of what he did to me… I had s*x with my cat and everyone knows.” She allegedly added that Morrison didn’t know she had s*x with the cat, she was just “mad at him and wants him to die.” Brown was arrested and charged with assault and battery with a deadly weapon. It’s unclear if Brown actually engaged in intercourse with her cat.
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