There's unsafe s-éx - and there's lethal lovemaking...
We reported yesterday how a couple plunged to their deaths after the window they were apparently having s-éx against fell through.
Here we highlight some of the most tragic s-éx death cases...
Death by nip-plé clamps
Police charged a man with involuntary manslaughter after he accidentally killed his wife with electric nip-plé clamps.
He originally blamed a fault with her hair-dryer before changing his story once she passed away.
The police report in Craley, Pennsylvania read: "He said that they hook up clips to his wife's nip-plés and he plugs a cord into an electric strip and he shocks her.”
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Crushed by strip club piano
The bouncer of San Francisco’s infamous Condor strip club was crushed to death when he climbed on top of a piano to romp with a stripper after work - only for it to retract into the ceiling.
Unlucky James Ferrozzo was found by the caretaker next day, alerted by screams from the woman - who survived.
S-éx in the garage goes wrong
A teenage couple enjoyed a secret romp in the back of a Mazda in a garage but died after falling asleep with the engine on.
Tragic Reinhard Wallecker, 18, and Stefanie Tanzer, 17, had sneaked out ofhis parents home in Austria to avoid being heard.
Killed after 12-hour órgy bet
A Russian man downed a whole bottle of Viagra pills in a bid to win a £3,000 bet that he couldn’t satisfy two female pals for 12 hours.
Gambler Sergey Tuganov actually managed the s-éx marathon - but dropped dead before collecting his winnings.
One of the women told Fox News: “We called emergency services but it was too late, there was nothing they could do.”
Mauléd by a lion
A woman was killed by a big cat after being set upon while enjoying a naked romp with her man in a Zimbabwe beauty spot this year.
Sharai Mawera’s boyfriend fled and survived the savage bush attack.
A source told My Zimbabwe News: “Unfortunately the woman was mauled to death by the lion, but her boyfriend managed to escape na-kéd,”
Balcony ‘romp’ fall
A boss told cops a female co-worker fell to her death while the pair were having s-éx during a business trip.
But the coroner’s office wasn’t so sure, later declaring Sandra Orellana’s death in California a homicide.
Robert Salazar was later charged - and cleared.
While pléasuring himself in a chicken coop
A farmer in China died when he ventured out into the cold to pléasure himself after watching pórn.
But the combination of 53-year-old Lu’s increased heart rate and the low temperature combined to cause a fatal heart attack.
The $3m thré-esome
A woman successfully sued her late husband’s doctors after finding out he had died while cheating on her in a sé-edy motel thre-ésome.
Georgia cop William Martinez, 31, passed away but his widow went to court and won, claiming medics had failed to warn him to ‘avoid strenu-óus physical activity’.
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