Apkos Bought a New Car

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Akpos just bought a new
car.
One evening when he was
learning how to drive, he
saw his bosom friend
Ofego standing at the road
side and decided to give
him a lift.
Ofego was shocked to see
Akpos hanging a sign
board in which letter `L'
was boldly written on the
body to signify that he is a
learner.
Ofego said to Akpos: So
uptil now you still don't
use your brain.
Akpos: How?

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Akpo‬’s letter – JOKES

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‎Akpo‬ ’s letter
Akpors was busy writing a toast letter to ekaitte,sweating profusely,this is what he wrote:
Dear rough ekaitte,
I am hereby writing you this letter to let you know how am feeling in my heart.

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We don’t sell our goods to Akpos – JOKES

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Akpos went to an electronic store, he asked the
store keeper “what is the price of this TV?”
The store keeper answered “we don’t sell our
products to Akpos.”
Akpos again came next day by cutting his beard
and asked “what is the price of this TV?”
The store keeper replied “we don’t sell our
products to Akpos”.
The next day Akpos came with a different face
and asked “what is the price of this TV?”
The shop keeper replied “we don’t sell our
products to Akpos.”
Finally Akpos got irritated and asked the
shopkeeper “how do you recognise me every
time?”
The storekeeper replied “because this is not a TV
it is Microwave Oven!”

JOKES: Akpors And Pastor –

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Everybody in d church is

calling their Pastor Daddy

apart from Akpors. He calls d

Pastor by his name and dis

irritates d Pastor.

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DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A FOREIGN ADVICE AND A NIGERIAN ADVICE - jokes

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Hello, My name is Sandra Stone, I’m from
UK, I love my husband so much and I do
anything to please him in bed..I go down
on him but he has refused to
reciprocate…please advice me how to tell
him to go down on me cos i really want
him that way.

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Son’s letter to his father – JOKES

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A father passing by his son’s bedroom, was astonished to see the bed was
nicely made, and everything was picked up. Then, he saw an envelope,
propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, ‘Dad.’ With the
worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter, with
trembling hands.

‘Dear, Dad. It is with great regret and sorrow that I’m writing you. I
had to elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene
with Mum and you.

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Pastor on Facebook – JOKES

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My pastor added me on face book. Nd I innocently accepted
2 mins later his mssg came in;
Pastor:how r u?
Me:I’m fyn my daddy
Pastor:may the building of
Heavenly favour collapse on your
Head

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Obasanjo Jokes About Fire Accident

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Former President Obasanjo simply joked over the fire incident. The journalists who expected a briefing from former President Olusegun Obasanjo on the cause of the fire at his house got a shock as the former leader instead joked over the incident.

After newspapers broke the story of the fire, Mr. Obasanjo started receiving phone calls from sympathisers, and welcomed the ones who rushed to the Abeokuta residence, the former president asked to meet with the few journalists present at the scene. The briefing by the former president was expected to dwell on the cause of the fire, which was put out by officials of the fire service. Instead, Mr. Obasanjo decided to make jest about the fire.