Showing posts with label Write. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Write. Show all posts

Sunday, October 27, 2013

Nigerian Ambassador Writes An Open Letter To US Senator Ted Cruz Over Insult (LOOK)




Dear Senator,

RE: NIGERIAN EMAIL SCAMMERS AND OBAMACARE

You are no doubt aware of the reaction of Nigerians and friends of Nigeria to a statement credited to your good self on the above. Our immediate reaction at the Embassy is to assume that you were wrongly quoted and that the statement would be denied.
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Tuesday, October 8, 2013

Warri boys write Official letter to Mr President on ASUU strike. Hilarious!! ( Must Read)



Oga Presido,
First of all I hail ooo! I no say u no dey cary last. You be confirm warri pikin. But ur middle name Ebele means mercy and make u pity ur children settle their lecturers naa! The matter neva tire u? Suppose say ur pikin wey u born for belle follow us dey house, Sheeh you for never answer our we lecturers them? Una say make we bone kidnapping, militant things and all the bad bad things go enter school, now now na una com dey f**k up. 

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Wednesday, September 4, 2013

Dearest Ọmọ Oódua Readers: My father-in-law just asked me to write an essay



Well, technically he's not my father-in-law yet as I have not married his daughter. But I want to marry her. I went to him today to ask for his daughter's hand in marriage, and instead of giving his blessing, he asked me to write an essay about myself and why I would want to marry his daughter. Where is that done? I want to marry this woman, but why do I have to write an essay? What is this?

Tuesday, September 3, 2013

Late Adenike Ogungbe's Friends Write An Open Letter To Her In-Laws



Adenike Ogungbe was the CEO of Ewar Makeovers. She died in a Shagamu hospital in July from complications of childbirth. A lot of her friends and colleagues have said she will forever be missed.. Surprisingly, here is an open letter from her friends to her in-laws. 

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Friday, July 26, 2013

"Before I Write A Book' - By Basketmouth



Comedian Basketmouth will share short stories about his experience with people while growing in the Nigerian entertainment industry in a series called 'Before I Write a Book.' He plans to write a book eventually so this is a pre-entry to that project, thus, the title. Below is the first story he shares
Back stage at the Rothmans Groove tour which held @ TBS in 1998, there I was seated with the likes of The Plantashun Boiz,Dr. Fresh,Remedies and more...I was just a young boy trying to weigh his options on what direction to go with his career as drumming,rapping,producing and comedy were few of my options.
That night was the 1st time I met Tony Tetuila, one of those humble guys you come by,he was warm and accommodating considering the obvious fact that I was nobody in the industry.
Fast forward a few months later, Comedy had won me over and in the course of my hustle and journey to where I'm yet to get to, I bumped into Tetuila  in Festac, just about the time his single 'you don hit my car' came out.
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