In tweeting yesterday, Osaze went the way of his Edo-born brother and politician Festus Obahiagbon.
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Showing posts with label Joke. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Joke. Show all posts
Tuesday, June 24, 2014
Osaze tells crinkum crankum jokes
In tweeting yesterday, Osaze went the way of his Edo-born brother and politician Festus Obahiagbon.
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Monday, January 6, 2014
Fans Attack Basketmouth on Social Media over rape joke
The
Comedian posted a Joke trying to differentiate between a white girl and
an African girl on Facebook and he included Rape in the post which
made many people angry....... Let me just say the response he receive
wasn't the one he was expecting. Basketmouth has removed the post and apologize to his fans on his Facebook page.. His apology after the jump break.....
Thursday, June 13, 2013
Joke Of The Day- Akpos
Read This Joke Twice And Comment If
U Understand.. A class teacher instructs his students to
each stand up and make a short poem
about thier name and what they’d like
2 do in future. The first to start is Usman, ha said.. USMAN; my name is usman
I will grow up and be a man
I will like to go to japan
if I can, if I can The 2nd student is a girl named Candy,
she said.. CANDY; my name is candy
I will grow up and be a lady
and i will like 2 have a baby
if i can, if i can and finally there is Akpos, the original
naija guy, he said.. AKPOS; my name is Akpos
I will grow up 2 be a man
to hell with japan
am going to help candy with her plan
i know i can , i know i can…
Wednesday, June 5, 2013
‘Please Send Peter A Bottle’, Alex Amosu Responds To P'Square Peter Okoye’s N290m Champagne ‘Joke’
Alexander Amosu, designer of what he calls the most expensive bottle of champagne ‘Taste of Diamonds‘(which goes for N290m by the way) has responded (we are calling this a subtle jab) to Peter Okoyeof Psquare‘s public joke over the pricing of the sparkling wine.
Some hours ago, we reported that Peter Okoye, while bearing his mind on the champagne which made its debut this week, made it known that he, a certified millionaire, wasn’t interested in buying the drink.
"The most expensive champagne . £1.2million . (N250million) May dis champagne never CHOP MY MONEY IJN. Dis time I really care", Peter Okoye said taking time to give a breakdown of how much a glass would cost;
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Thursday, May 16, 2013
List: Check Out Loads Of Life Lessons You Should Never Joke With.
Culled from thinksimplenow
1.It’s okay to make mistakes. Mistakes and failures are there to teach us. If we learn from them and correct the way on our path, better things will result from it.
2. We create our own reality. We have the power to break mental patterns that no longer serve us, and we have the power to consciously choose thoughts that empower us. It’s only a matter of breaking old habits and creating new ones.
3. Finding validation and seeking love from another person through relationships is a self-destructive path. Those types of relationships never last, and when they end, they burn in heartache. You must love and respect yourself first. When you wholeheartedly love who you are, the world will fall in love with you, and the right relationship will fall into place. Until I fully accept, love and respect myself, I will continue to attract those relationships rooted in fear, insecurities and dis-empowerment.
Sunday, April 21, 2013
Joke Of the day !!!
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:
"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict,
look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
Sunday, April 7, 2013
Joke Silva: My most heartbreaking experience
Veteran actress, Joke Silva has shared her most heart breaking experience. It was the day she met a 10 year-old prostitute while volunteering for her church, This Present House.
In an exclusive chat with The Entertainer, the mother of three recounted her ordeal thus: “Our church, This Present House, runs several shelters for drug addicts and people who have been trafficked within and outside Nigeria; you will be surprised what happens within Nigeria.
“We have 10 year old girls being sold into prostitution. One was actually younger than 10. She had been trafficked and was being molested. It was so heart rendering. We had to buy her from the whorehouse because the madam who ran the whorehouse insisted the girl was a client’s favourite. Can you imagine?”
Saturday, March 9, 2013
I Don’t Joke With S-e-x; I Never Say No To My Man –– Pastor Shade
Convener, All Ladies Affairs, Business and Career Forum, Dr. Shade Toyin-Kehinde, speaks on challenges married women face in balancing their homes and careers in this interview with BOSEDE OLUSOLA-OBASA
How true is the saying that it takes a tough woman to break even in the business world?
How true is the saying that it takes a tough woman to break even in the business world?
It takes an ordinary woman to achieve the unachievable in whatever industry. But the difference between her and other ordinary women is that she is one backed by God and her spouse. It actually takes vision to excel. She is a focused woman, who brings business before pleasure. She is shrewd and organised. She pays herself rather than touch her capital. She lives within her means, she respects the core principles of business excellence and above all, she is socially responsible to her immediate environment and beyond. For instance, we give revolving loans to poor widows for business and take them through skills acquisition. I encourage women to go all out; there is no limitation at all.
Tuesday, January 29, 2013
El-Rufai Apologises For Tweeting Jesus, Mary Joke
Mallam Nasir El-Rufai has apologised for the ‘Jesus joke’ he retweeted on Twitter.
Ogunyemi Bukola, with the handle @zebbook, had tweeted: “If Jesus criticized Jonathan’s govt, Maku/Abati/Okupe will say he slept with Mary Magdalene”. After this, El-Rufai copied the tweet and added the letters “LWKMD” which means “Laugh Wan Kill Me Die” [Laughter will kill me].
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