Police in Malawi have arrested a 24 year old man after he tried to sell the freshly cut p-énis from a 45 year old.
Officers in the central Lakeshore District of Salima say they responded to a report of a man lying bleeding and unconscious next to railway tracks on Tuesday.
But when the man was admitted to hospital, doctors were shocked to discover his p-énis was missing, local media reported. Salima police chief Foster Mangani said hours later, police were called to a local motel where the owner reported a guest had tried to sell her a p-énis for US$360.