Lobatan: Man Meets Lady He Met Online At Hotel, discovers She Was His Son's Wife

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A person who met a lady on line was surprised to discover that she was actually his son's wife when both of them met for the first time.  Wang, the 57-year-old Chinese man, organized to generally meet Lili at a resort in Muling Town in the Heilongjiang province when he made the uncomfortable discovery.

If that was not weird enough, Wang's child (and Lili's hubby) Da Jun had followed her to the  rendezvous after finding her on line liaison and was equally disturbed to find his father was looking forward to her.    Continue after the beak.

Lobatan: Couple Trapped in $-éx Position

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A sweet couple trying out a s-éxual position from the Kama Sutra was rushed to hospital after they truly became stuck to each other.

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Lobatan: Malaysian Court Forbids Non-Muslims From calling the name ‘Allah’

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A Malaysian court has ruled that non-Muslims cannot utilize the word Allah to make reference to God, even yet in their own faiths, overturning a 2009 lower court ruling.
The appeals court said the word Allah must certanly be exclusive to Islam or it might lead to public disorder. People of all faiths use the word Allah in Malay to refer to their Gods.

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Lobatan: Burundi Market Women Pop out Saggy Breas*ts To Protest Seizure of Goods (Photo___ + 18)

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That strange world took position at a market in the Burundi Capital, Bujumbura, as officers grabbed cover cloths imported illegally. The ladies, who're all booth slots, spontaneously chose to blank all in protest. In Burundi, as in several nations in Africa, cover cloths or “pagnes” are an integral the main country's heritage. Nowadays, all the cloths are imported from the neighbouring Democratic Republic of Congo wherever costs are lower there.
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Lobatan: Rev. Father James Ani Nabbed In Armed Robbery

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You hear some stories and you are like... Could this really be true? This is one of such stories:

An area known as Imeohia Mmaku in Awgu LGA of Enugu State recently came under the siege of robbers cum kidnappers, who invaded the community to perpetrate their heinous crime. On the fateful day, a priest was said to have led some notorious gang of robbers/kidnappers in the deadly operation.
While the operation lasted, the gang sealed off entrances and exits to the community. Clad in a white cassock, Rev. Fr. James Ani, in company with about eight other people held the community by the jugular and laid siege on their prey for hours.

It was gathered that they combed the community to see if they could find a prime target to kidnap on which they could feed. As the siege was going on, a team of anti-robbery patrol team usually on routine checks on communities in the state was passing by and accosted the gang.

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Lobatan: Inexperienced man bites off Clitoris of girlfriend whilst giving her head (Graphic pic)

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 The photo you will find after the break was supposedly taken at the hospital. A US man accidentally bit down his girlfriend's clito-ris while aggressively offering her head. Oops! Just how can that even happen? Girls, please stop piercing down there. That fanatic incident may happen. see the picture after the break...but'viewer's discretion is strongly advised '.

Lobatan: Mother Pregnant For Son, Set To Get Married

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They have fallen in love with one another. And now they want to marry since the mom, Betty Mbereko from Mwenezi in Masvingo, is five months pregnant and expecting her son’s child.


Mbereko (42), who was widowed 11 years ago, has been cohabiting with her first child, Farai Mbereko (23). She confirms that she is six months pregnant and that she has decided it is better to “marry” her son because she does not want to marry her late husband’s young brothers, whom she says are coveting her.

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Thieves in Venezuela are now attacking women with long hair. Hehehe

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According to this funny and weird report, having long hair can make you a target for criminals in the Venezuelan coastal city of Maracaibo.  These criminals are targeting young women who have long hair with scissors, and before you know what's happening, your hair is gone.

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Lobatan:Thieves are now attacking women with long hair in Venezuela. Heheh

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A Maracaibo resident Egmari Villarreal (pictured above left) explains:

"You have to see it to believe it. We're not going to be able to have long hair anymore. As a woman, this is something traumatic. It's happening downtown, at the beach or at the mall, where you find a lot of young women. The thieves grab them by the hair, pull out some scissors and cut their hair. Then they sell it at beauty or hair salons."

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Lobatan: Pastor Arrested In Policeman's Bedroom While He Was Trying To Have $-éx With Policeman's Wife

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A 50-year-old pastor of one of the pentecostal churches in Nigeria was yesterday arrested in a mobile police officer’s bedroom at Iyaba Umudim, Nnewi in Anambra State. 

He was allegedly trying to make love to the policeman’s wife. Unknowing to the s-ex

astor, the policeman was lying in wait for him.

The suspect, a father of four from Ngwa in Abia State was said to have been making love advances to the policeman’s wife as the two families lived in the same building and the woman had always rejected.
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Lobatan: Senators Trade Blows In Abuja Over Jonathan

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Nigeria's Senate on Wednesday was thrown into confusion on Wednesday after a fight broke out between members, at one point it turned physical as Senator Kabir Marafa from Zamfara State gave his colleague, Senator Paulinus Igwe Ebonyi state a powerful upper cute punch...
Disappointed Senate President, David Mark, cried out, saying senators had always resolved their differences politely and not through fisticuffs.

“We are distinguished senators. We have ways of resolving issues not by boxing. We are elder statesmen; we can do all the talking but we should never resort to boxing. I want to appeal once more that we suspend the debate on this (State of the Nation Bill) for today (Wednesday) if nothing but, because of the way tempers have risen.”

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Lobatan: Woman's Br-éasts Implant Explodes

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A woman's br-éast implant rupturéd after lying on her behalf stomach for four hours playing a game title on her behalf phone.

In accordance with Chinese news reports, the woman from Beijing have been playing the overall game during intercourse when she felt a pain in her chest.  She was taken up to hospital and SZNews reports a doctor said the reduced quality of the implant, with the pressure of lying onto it for an extended period of time, had caused the rupture.