Showing posts with label Naija. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Naija. Show all posts

Friday, July 5, 2013

What Naija ''Runs'' Girls Do To Get Big “Aristos” And Sugar Daddiés (LOOK)



They are very “tush”…pretty and would definitely make you go wild in any way they want to.But what is their secret and who am I talking about?I am referring to the Naija “Runs Girls” of today.I have heard so many tales of what these girls do in order to make their victims cough out large sums of money…believe me,I know some of them personally and this is not from the grapevine,they told me themselves…not in the bédroom ooooo…lol.Do you want to hear some of the gist?…ok would tell you a few..but i aint mentioning names!

A particular one told me of how she used to visit a herbalist in order to have incisions(what Yorubas call “gbere”)on her private part!!!…and am like…whaaaaaat?????How does the herbalist do that?…she answered…”haba,I would spread my legs for him naaa”…i almost laughed…but its not funny oooo..

Wednesday, July 3, 2013

How woman married two men at the same time




An Ikeja Magistrate’s Court was told, yesterday, how a woman, Mrs.  Adedoyin Ogunmefun, allegedly married two men at the same time.

She was also accused of having children for the two men she allegedly married.


Mrs Ogunmefun, who was arraigned alongside her second husband, before Magistrate B. O. Osunsanmi, over alleged forgery of National Population Commission certificate of birth AO8/NO/0268923 and AO8/NO/0268922 was said to have been married to one Mr.  Abraham Okoro, who she had two children for before leaving to have another child for the second husband.
The Police prosecutor, Mr. Benson Emurih, told the court that the defendants presented the forged certificates to Parthcare Laboratory in Oduduwa Crescent, GRA, Ikeja.
Continue After The Break.

Monday, July 1, 2013

Soccer Star, Obafemi Martins Acquires New Handgun In United States





Obafemi Martins – (Left) Martins playing for Seattle Sounders FC, (Right) testing his newly acquired gun at a shooting range.    The Nigerian football star Obafemi Martins says he's just acquired an authorized hand gun.  ‘Just got an authorized gun&hellip ;.So I lay out for shooting practice just incase,nobody knows this skill may can be found in handy tomorrow‘, Martins wrote as he posted a photograph of himself checking out his new ‘toy'at a shooting range.

Martins currently plays for the Seattle Sounders FC in the US which he joined in March 2011.  The 28-year-old doesn't seem bothered by the on-going sensitive firearms and gun control debate which has turned into a serious problem in the states. 

Naija Gist,Nigeria.

Wednesday, May 29, 2013

Article: Lagos Nigeria House to an African Tech Motion?




Nairobi, Accra, Johannesburg and Cape City are typically competing with Lagos to declare control of Last Frontier Africa, the continent of the 21st century. Lagos, Nigeria seems such as an unlikely place for Africa's major tech hub. The city's estimated population is 21 million people, and 30,000 more Africans are arriving every day. Ten years ago, architect and author Rem Koolhaas co-wrote Mutation. After studying Nigeria's biggest city, he says,  
"Lagos isn't catching up with us; rather, we may be catching up with Lagos." He might have been right.

It seems fanciful to equate Lagos with a 21st century New York, as Koolhaas does. For several intents and purposes, the city shouldn't operate at all. Its chaos outstrips that of Cairo or New Delhi.

But within the insanity, a fresh kind of region is emerging. In an area gridlocked by traffic after 6 a.m. and rampant with crime, Lagos offers non-mobile Internet. Wi-Fi is gut-enchantingly slow. But despite its weak infrastructure, it stands because of its innovative residents and their hunger to achieve the most competitive of environments.

Article: Naija Business Organization My Cartel




As if that's not reason enough for unbridled optimism, Nigeria's president also has got the sunniest name of any world leader: Goodluck Jonathan. They mustn't lay on the sidelines complaining about how exactly awful the overall game is and how incompetent the coach has been, but must see themselves as important players in the results of the overall game, starting a business offers a great challenge for those looking to improve things for the higher in Nigeria.

Nigerian youth have a peculiar problem to deal with in that, there's a steady growth in unemployment, bad leadership and an unfavorable business environment. My picture is of an increasing baobab tree, it can develop, in the backdrop are some young Nigerians playing soccer, there's hope but we will all have to put ourselves on the market and allow it to be work!

Monday, May 27, 2013

When Men Get What They Want, They Leave The Morning After - Beverly Osu, Naija BBA Rep



Nigeria's representative in BBA 8, Beverly Osu was asked if she would fall in love in the BBA house and here is what she said.
I was in a relationship with this guy and I was close to marrying, but I broke up with him just because after fighting with my parents over him, and with my friends too; I found out that he had not a single feeling and neither did he love me at all so I had to break up with him.

Monday, April 22, 2013

Naija Babes Now Expósing Their Bó-obs Because Of Scientist Report?



Since we posted a report that a foreign scientist warned that ladies do themselves more harm than good when they wear br-ás, it has been observed that many ladies now go about without br-ás. But it was also stated in the report that this does not concern older ladies who have been wearing br-ás for a long time...

The crux of the scientist findings is that younger ladies should be encouraged not to wear br-ás so that their bó-obs won't lose some required tissue that should prevent ságging. Older ladies continue. 
But it seems the reverse is the case as seen in the photo above and much more that we can't post here due to their 'over expósed' state. Please Karen and others, if your bo-óbs have already lost the anti-gravity battle, no need to expóse it further. Just continue wearing your br-ás.

After all, that's what the scientist advised. *wink*


Tuesday, April 9, 2013

Naija Gist Of The Day: Naija Guy proposes to his girlfriend with a ring...and a Range Rover




This happened just yesterday evening. The guy is the younger brother of a popular footballer. Yesterday was his girlfriend's birthday, so he went to her house with the ring and the Range Rover. He asked her to marry him with car keys and a very expensive ring. She said YES of course! Before? Lol. The ring is inside the red box on the car. The man is otherwise known as real men !!! hmmmnn  We need more of such men oh...Ladies in the house !!!

Tuesday, April 2, 2013

Naija Babes, No Time For Slow Motion oh !!! Firedown Mr Banky



How can y'all leave a guy like this single? By a guy like this, I mean Banky Wellington. :-). Below is what he told City People in an interview this week.
CP: You look forward to having a baby soon?
Banky: I absolutely look forward to having babies and starting a family but obviously you know I want to get married first.
CP: Any plans to do that soon?
Banky: To get married soon, you have to have the right person who hopefully God created for you to spend the rest of your life with.
CP: So you don't have someone?
Banky: Not at the moment, No!
CP: Why?
Banky: I don't know
Stop Dulling babes.. Firedown !!!


Wednesday, March 27, 2013

Wednesday, January 30, 2013

Naija Got Talent: See incredible sketches of Nigerian artist, Kelvin Okafor



27 year old Kelvin Okafor is a graduate of Fine Art, Middlesex University and is now making waves across the world with his incredible pencil drawings that looks like photographs. 

Kelvin creates each piece only in black and white, using graphite pencils, charcoal, and black coloured pencil. He's exhibited at numerous major art galleries and won several national awards for his remarkable work. His work is currently on display at the The Watercolours + Works on Paper Fair at the London Science Museum, until February 3.

Kelvin writes on his blog:

Thursday, January 24, 2013

You Are Fake-Accented Elephants –Charles Novia Blasts Naija Presenters



The Nollywood pioneer filmmaker has a lot to say about today's fake presenters:  Listening to some Nigerian radio stations can either leave one permanently befuddled or just plain angry all the time. The latter is what happens to me mostly, so I stopped listening to most radio stations for some time. The television stations are not any better. The cause of one's linear anguish is not hard to find. Confusing accents of the presenters! 
Yes, one cannot really tell if the presenters on radio and television [in Nigeria these days] are from Miami, Manchester or Mushin or if they are just a bunch of clueless upstarts mouthing words which seem to make them happy but leaves the listener with a terrible 'earache'.

Saturday, December 29, 2012

Don't Try This In Naija: Pórn Star Gets 100 Bottles Of Sémen From Fans (Photos)





A Japanese pórn actress has at least 100 fans that would give their lives to her. Well, at least help her give life to another. As part of an upcoming érotic ópus tentatively titled "Semén Collection 2," Uta Kohaku asked her fans on Twitter to donate to the cause by sending in bottles of their own male bodily fluids for inclusion in the film, according to the Brazilian website, Odia.ig.com.br.  The actress received more than 100 bottles of sperm-filled plastic bottles in a 10-day period, each featuring the name of the dirty donator, DigitalJournal.com reported.

Tuesday, November 27, 2012

Naija For You !!!



Naija People hanging and strugling to enter a moving train around the Pen Cinema Agege area. Train coming from Agbado, crossing through Pen Cinema to Yaba, Iddo


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