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Showing posts with label Our. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Our. Show all posts
Saturday, November 9, 2013
Friday, October 4, 2013
The most disgracing state of our Nigerian Universities in images
Sunday, September 15, 2013
We don’t sell our goods to Akpos – JOKES
store keeper “what is the price of this TV?”
The store keeper answered “we don’t sell our
products to Akpos.”
Akpos again came next day by cutting his beard
and asked “what is the price of this TV?”
The store keeper replied “we don’t sell our
products to Akpos”.
The next day Akpos came with a different face
and asked “what is the price of this TV?”
The shop keeper replied “we don’t sell our
products to Akpos.”
Finally Akpos got irritated and asked the
shopkeeper “how do you recognise me every
time?”
The storekeeper replied “because this is not a TV
it is Microwave Oven!”
Saturday, August 31, 2013
Adebayo Ola-Smith, Globacom (glo) Area Manager West 1 is still alive in Our Heart - Family.
**Bayo Ola-Smith, Globacom (glo) Area Manager West 1, Death Remembered By Family and Friends One Year Later: Forever remembered, Forever missed.
Exactly One Year after Globacom (glo) area manager west 1, Adebayo Ola-Smith was reported to have mysteriously committed suicide. (If you missed the last story click here). The incident happened on Friday, "Adebayo Ola-Smith did not commit suicide". The date our beloved Adebayo Ola-Smith was last seen in Globacom(glo) at challenge, Ibadan was 31st August, 2012 at about lunch time. It was reported that having received a call, he left Globacom(glo) at Challenge, Ibadan. However, did not return to the office as he pledged. His Globacom(glo) colleagues and the Nigerian Police force retrieved his dead body in his home in Ibadan on the 1st of September and transfered him to the mortuary. Adebayo was buried without any autopsy in Ibadan. Adebayo Ola-Smith was survived by his wife; 3 sons; 7 siblings (6 brothers, 1 sister); and 4 half brothers, several cousins, aunties and uncles.
The Nigerian Police Force failed to ascertain the cause of death by following the sequence
1) Homicide
2) Suicide
3) Accident
4) Natural cause.
University College Hospital (UCH) Ibadan exploited the situation by demanding a fee of ₦500,000.00 to carry out an autopsy only because it was Globacom (glo) that brought Adebayo's corpse to the mortuary. Globacom (glo) failed to pay the fee despite their involvement and the fact that they were capable of footing the cost of establishing the cause of death. The option was open for Globalcom (glo) to recoup the post mortem cost from the payout of the leftover of Adebayo's entitlements (comprising several multiples of ₦500,000.00) many months later to his next of kin but common sense failed to prevail in the company.
Check reactions from the deceased Friends and Family after the jump break.
Thursday, August 1, 2013
Dearest Ọmọ Oódua Readers: She Left Our Matrimonial Home For Another Man, Should I Take Her Back? -
Meanwhile, since we got married things changed due to my low income. Immediately her mum left, my wife started behaving in a strange manner. She opened up to me one day that she’s quitting the marriage. Despite my family intervention, she was bent on leaving. This issue started since September 2012. To cut the long story short, a neighbour told me that my wife confided in her friend that her mum want her to marry the man that proposed to her before, she said the man lives in Port- Harcourt, that he’s not aware she’s married to me, let alone have a child.
Continue..
Wednesday, June 19, 2013
Dearest Ọmọ Oódua Readers: How Can I Tell My Husband I Bought Our Babies For N700,000 When He Traveled? (Advice Pls)
I wish God will forgive me, it started 2004 when I got married and after some years we could not conceive. Me and my husband went to hospital and I was told that am suffering from blocking of fallopian tubes while my hubby had low sperm count.
After some treatment no results and my hubby wanted to travel to London and hoping to come back in 2yrs time. So, I decided to lie to my husband...
I told him that am pregnant and he was happy, after 2months he left for London and I was staying alone. My hubby kept asking after our child and I told him the baby was kicking.
After some treatment no results and my hubby wanted to travel to London and hoping to come back in 2yrs time. So, I decided to lie to my husband...
I told him that am pregnant and he was happy, after 2months he left for London and I was staying alone. My hubby kept asking after our child and I told him the baby was kicking.
Friday, June 14, 2013
Dearest Ọmọ Oódua Readers: How Do I Convince My Husband That He Is The Father Of Our Child?
My husband and I have been married for the past 12 years. Last month, he came back home from work and started acting strange. After days of persuasion, he told me he is doubting the paternity of our first child. I am very sure he is the father because I never slept with any man aside him since we got married. Now, I don’t know where all that is coming from! I am devastated here, help!
Dear wiffy,
It is pathetic that you are going through this right now. But not to worry, you would be fine since you are sure he is the father of your baby! Discuss with him, if he is not cooperating, advise him on a DNA test for the child! I am sure he would apologise to you after the confirmation. But at the moment, you ve got to be patient with him and let endurance take over you. All is going to be fine. Take care.Dave.
Saturday, June 8, 2013
‘I Caught My Husband In Bed With Our Neighbour’s Wife’ – Woman Tells Court
A 39-year-old woman, Oluwatosin Abiodun, appeared before the Agege Grade ‘A’ Customary Court, Lagos State, to seek the dissolution of her 11-year-old marriage over allegations of battery, infidelity and threat to life.
Oluwatosin, a trader who is resident at No 5, Bemil Street, Ojodu, Lagos State, informed the court that she had never enjoyed her marriage because her husband had made life unbearable for her.
She further added that her husband was unfaithful and slept with their neighbour’s wife on their matrimonial bed.
“He didn’t make love to me for eight months. After we got married, I was without an issue for five years. Life was unbearable for me throughout this period.. I developed high blood pressure in the process, but my husband felt unconcerned.
Sunday, May 26, 2013
We Live With Snakes In Our Schools – Primary School Pupils In Ogun
Few days before the Children’s Day – the only day particularly set aside to honour children and lay emphasis on their education – Saturday PUNCH set out to seek the experiences of pupils in some schools in some rural areas. Of course, school children in rural areas usually have experiences that are different from their urban counterparts.
The pupils sat haphazardly, each perching where he or she could get a space. Those who could not find a space on benches with their little friends, took up vantage positions on the bare floor as they sang, “A for Apple, B for Ball…”
Wednesday, May 1, 2013
Top 5 Nigerian Producers That Changed The Landscape Of Our Music Industry
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| OJB Jezreel |
1. OJB Jezreel: With due respect to the producers before him, OJB gave birth to the modern Nigerian music.His peak was the production of African Queen (which is still one of the highest points of the Nigerian music industry). Of course tracks, like “Right Here” by Tuface (written and produced by OJB), “Searching” and most recently “Locho” that was written, produced and sang by OJB himself, can compete well, African queen just seem to have eclipsed them all.
Thursday, April 11, 2013
''You Can’t Come And Set Fire In Our Midst'' – Omawumi Speaks Of Waje
Self-acclaimed Wonderwoman and singer Omawumi recently had an interview with Deola of Bellanaija and she speaks fondly of her best friend in the industry, Waje.
See excerpts of the interview below and you’ll wish you had Omawumi as your best friend…
In a recent video interview now trending, you mentioned that Waje is a better singer than you.
I don’t know why they just got that thing off my mouth! I think Waje is a fantastic singer in her own right and a worthy colleague. Whether she pass me I no know.
See excerpts of the interview below and you’ll wish you had Omawumi as your best friend…
In a recent video interview now trending, you mentioned that Waje is a better singer than you.
I don’t know why they just got that thing off my mouth! I think Waje is a fantastic singer in her own right and a worthy colleague. Whether she pass me I no know.
Thursday, March 21, 2013
EXPOSED: PLOTS TO BLACKMAIL OUR DAILY MANNA PUBLISHER!
being involved in an illicit affair with a lady purported to be his secretary, has actually been lawfully
and happily wedded to the lady in question for 13 solid years. The union between the shepherd of The
Manna Prayer Mountain Ministry and Flora (Nee Igugu) was legalized on June 30, 2000, at the Ughelli
North Local Government Registry (Delta State), a few months after traditional engagement in 1999.
Information from reliable sources indicates that Dr Chris, a pharmacist with a degree from the University
of Ife, now Obafemi Awolowo University, Osun State, has been pinpointed for a highly orchestrated
blackmail. And in the last few years, those who have vowed to bring him down because of his rising
profile, especially due to the success that his quarterly publication, Our Daily Manna, have engaged in
high level plot aimed at tarnishing his hard earned reputation.
Tuesday, March 5, 2013
Our Daily Manna publisher, Rev. Chris Kwakpovwe completes multi million naira church in Ogudu
Rev Chris Kwakpovwe of Our Daily Manna Prayer Ministry recently completed a massive church in Ogudu, Lagos. Meanwhile his ex-wife has dragged him to court over adultery (when they were married)..and some other accusations. They were in court February 26th. Will bring you that gist in a bit. See a photo of him after the cut..
Saturday, February 23, 2013
How many of our very young girls are virgins?
Let me ask you guys a weird question. What percentage of Nigerian girls between 18 and 21 do you think are virgins?
1. Less than 5%
2. Less 20%
3. Less than 50%
4. Other
What do you guys think? And what do you think is the major reason why young girls give it up too easily these days?
Saturday, February 16, 2013
Nigeria will boil if you kill our Holiness – Rev. King’s church members
Members of Chukwuemeka Ezeugo’s church, have warned Nigerians to be prepared for dire consequences, if their General Overseer, popularly known as Reverend King, is indeed killed by hanging.
This warning emanated from the last Sunday service held at the church, Christian Praying Assembly (CPA), located at Ajao Estate, Lagos. “It will be absolute tragedy in this country if they touch our Holiness, they are just ignorant of this,” the goatee-spotting acting general overseer, Reverend Elijah King, threatened on the pulpit.
Monday, February 4, 2013
Our Promise Of Free Séx Boosted Eagles Against Ivory Coast – Nigerian prostitutes
As Nigerians continue to celebrate the victory of the Super Eagles over the Ivorian national team otherwise, known as the Elephant, Association of Nigerian Prostitutes (ANP) has said that their promise of one-week free séx boosted the Eagles victory against Ivory Coast.
In a telephone chat with DailyPost, ANP General Secretary, Jessica Elvis while congratulating the Super Eagles for flying over the Ivorians said they have not forgotten their promise.
Her words: “We are really happy for the sweet victory over Drogba and co. Our free séx promise contributed massively to this victory and I must thank my members for this decision.
Sunday, December 23, 2012
I'm a 24-Year Old Virgin Getting Marrried to A 32 Year-Old Virgin Male! Any Tips for Our Wedding Nig
Good Afternoon Ma'am.
Hope you're having a good day.
My name is Nkem, a student and a blogger. I'm a regular reader of your blog. I kinda need some advice from your readers. I'm sending this to you because I want as many opinions/ advice as possible.
I'm 24 years old, engaged to a 32 year old guy and both of us are virgins.
Before our engagement, we dated for over a year, and we have no plans of having sex before we get married.
We're getting married few months from now, and I think I'm a bit scared of the pain I'll feel on the wedding night, during our first sex.
Friday, December 21, 2012
”After Sleeping With Our house Maid, I Cry When Urinating”- 13Yr-Old Boy
I am a 13-year-old student from a certain School and I have been having séx with our house helper and I think I have a séxually transmitted disease. In the beginning of this year I had séx for the first time with her and I enjoyed it a lot. I have become hooked to séx with her and I often run away from school just to enjoy séx with her before my parents show up. Recently I realized I cannot urinate without going through pain, I at times end up crying in the toilet and have even noted a pimple that has some puss on my private parts. I am in so much pain and do not know what to do since I cannot tell my parents, they will definitely kill me. Please help me, because I can’t bear this pain anymore. Which drugs can I take?
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