Wednesday, June 5, 2013

Too Hot For School: Teenager Sent Home From School For Having Big Breasts



A TEENAGER claims she was turned away from her high school prom because her "oranges" are too big.
Brittany Minder had spent months looking forward to the end-of-term dance at Central Kitsap High School in Washington State. The 18-year-old even traveled to Canada to find her dream dress for the posh do.
But when she arrived at the prom, staff refused to let her in, claiming Brittany's purple frock showed off too much cleavage.


FUNNY GIST: S-E-X ON THE 'BENCH' AT MULIRO GARDENS- KAKAMEGA Kenya (Photos)



Posting this stuff but still i think it is really funny. Finally kenya has been put on the international map for 'sex on the bench'. I always thought tha 'sex on the beach' would come first but the bench took over. i am not so sure if it was inspired by Jeff Koinange's on the bench or what. 

It seems guys from kach have got it goin on than people from towns which makes it really sad. According to various sources the photos were taken by the police. I am waiting for people to start shaging at Uhuru Park.phyuk does uhuru park even have benches to start with, also there is no grass.
See More Photos After The Break.

He Does Not Want A Court Wedding



I have been dating this guy and the whole wedding preparation is in full gear, but another side of him is showing now. The bone of contention here is that I want a court wedding and he saying we won't have one. Fine, what are your reasons? I asked him. And he said because he's human and if he impregnates someone else, that means the child won't have a right to his property.

In fact I was shocked and dumbfounded by his reason as I don't think he ever puts me into consideration. My family is richer than his so which property am I coming after? I'm so confused right now and i have been asking myself if he truly loves me.

i’m Better Than Many Pastors’ – Cossy Orjiakor ( What Do You Think? )



While answering questions in a recent interview with Punch, the actress said she’s quite aware that she is a sinner, but maybe she’s a better person than many pastors. "What’s the difference between I that love to show off my cleavage and the pastors that love to show off their flashy cars and private jets? I think I’m better off because with the economic situation, lots of stress and all, some can channel their frustrations and some people can get relieved at the sight that
makes them forget the terrible situation", the controversial actress said.

BBA The Chase: Zimbabwe’s Pokello Under Fire Over Her S-é x Tape



Several pages on social network site Facebook have launched attacks on Zimbabwe’s representative in Big Brother house Pokello Nare because of a s-éx tape she made years ago with her then boyfriend Desmond ‘Stunner’ Chideme.
 The latest page, ‘Bring P-órnello Home’, was created last week and already has more than 6 000 followers. The mission of the administrators behind the page is to garner fan support to vote Pokello out of the game.
According to administrators of the page, Pokello is a p-órn star who they feel should not have been allowed to represent the country because of her “ill behaviour”.

Most Nigerian musicians are fake – Alariwo ( Do You Agree?)



If there is one person that knows his entertainment onions well, it is Alariwo of Africa. Originally named Rotimi Martins, he hails from Edo State and is married to Sola from Ondo State, with whom they have three children. Ondo people are a very cultural people and I love the state; it is a very peaceful place. I thought to do the show and see how interesting it turns out to be.
The show/event is called Laugh and Dance; so, it is a combination of music and comedy. It is better for me to take it to Ondo State so that they can have their fun. Also, I went on a visit to Ondo and realised that the entertainment setting is growing, so I felt that I should contribute my own quota to it as well.

Hot Photos Of Actress Beverly Naya



Actress Beverly Naya 

See Photos Of AfroCandy



  The notorious AfroCandy recently appeared on Rock Naija TV on a show called 'Let's–Talk–About–It' in New York. It seems she has decided to reduce her wild dressing. See more photos After The Break..

Tuesday, June 4, 2013

PHOTOS: Funny Photoshop Of Toolz, Tiwa Savage And Tonto Dike



These photoshoped photos of Tiwa Savage, Toolz and Tonto Dike which have gone viral on the internet can't be beaten by any other photoshoped photos of celebrities.
Nigerian singer-graphics designer Adekunle Gold (@adekunlegold) is having fun playing photoshop pranks with a few popular faces onInstagram and is already getting reactions from one of them.
After the funny photoshop of himself and Toolz went viral, the popular OAP reposted the photo on her Instagram page with the quote ‘WTF is this?!! This is assault via photoshop no?? Lol‘.

Very Funny Video: President Goodluck Jonathan Inside The Toilet At OAU 50 Anniversary In



With over 50 African heads of states and other international dignitaries in attendance, a call went out for President Goodluck Jonathan of Nigeria to address the special session of the African Union. You must have heard that President Goodluck Jonathan missed his speaking slot at the 50th anniversary of the founding of the Organization of African Unity (OAU) in Addis Ababa. But do you know what the president was doing when he missed his slot? Dr. Damages brings you video clips of what actually happened

Three Nigerian University Student Pose N-úde In Hostel (LOOK)




These three Nigerian University students in a tertiary institution think the only way to kill boredom instead of reading their books is by posing n-úde for the cameras.  You can see how eager they were to pose for the camera. What is the purpose of going n-úde to take pictures? Is social media causing more harm than good? We snap everything in sight. Ladies go to the bathroom to snap, kitchen, roof top. You name it.

Busted: Boyfriend Catches His Girl In Béd With Another Man [VIDEO]



He is angry because she only gives him *kiss* but gives another man the real thing. Lols!..;-)

Man Busts In On His Girlfriend In B-éd With Another Guy!



See How This Girl Nearly Killed Herself Because Of Tattoo



Girls do crazy things, but this one is wild. I hear she's been crying of pains.

Dearest Ọmọ Oódua Readers: My Wife Has Become Too Skinny For My Liking --- What Should I Do?



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I am longer comfortable with my wife and it is affecting our marriage. My wife used to be on the plump side. It was one of the things I fell in love with her. She typified the traditional African woman, who has the curves in the right places.

She didn’t add too much after our two children. At any rate, I wouldn’t have noticed because I was really crazy about her shape. I also didn’t hide this from her.

When some of her friends were harping on slim being the in-thing now, I warned her not to follow the trend; assured her she wasn’t fat, but just right for an ideal woman. Unfortunately, she seems not to believe me because sometime last year she enrolled in a gym. She told me it was to maintain her figure. I grudgingly allowed her to continue but warned her against being slim.

Now I can hardly recognise the woman I married as she is all bones. When I protested, she said it was the in-thing among her friends; that she doesn’t want to lose her husband. I reminded her that she doesn’t have problems with me on that score; that I want her the way she was.

Naomi Campbell sacks The Face model for dating her billionaire ex



 You don't mess with Naomi Campbell or her ex. Chinese model, Luo Zilin, 1st runner up for Naomi's model competition show 'The Face' has been fired by her management firm for 'unprofessional conduct' and an 'unacceptable work ethic' after being photographed frolicking with Naomi's ex boyfriend, billionaire Valdimir Doronin.

The former Miss Universe China was mentored by Naomi Campbell on the modeling reality show and there are indications that Luo and Vlad met through Naomi.

Neal Hamil, President, MIX Model Management NYC, confirmed they have terminated their contract with the 25 year old aspiring model. 
'Zi Lin's contract with MIX Model Management NYC was terminated last week due to ongoing unprofessional conduct and unacceptable work ethic.
Naomi and Vlad broke up early this year after dating for five years. The weirdest part is that the Russian billionaire is still married to his Russian wife Ekaterina. More photos after the Break

Congratulations: Wizkid and Waje's manager, Godwin Tom, acquires new ride



 The manager of two of Nigeria's most talented music stars - Wizkid and Waje.


WOW!!! Luxury designer Alexander Amosu creates world's most expensive champagne



Nigerian luxury designer Alexander Amosu has created the most expensive champagne in the world called Taste of Diamonds. The drink costs 1.2million pounds. Converted to Naira it is - N250million, which can get you three luxury duplexes in Lekki. :-)

Amosu created a design which takes its inspiration from the Superman style signature and hand crafted it from 18ct solid white gold weighing approximately 48gsm of solid gold centred by a single flawless deep cut white diamond weighing 19cts. The label is also handmade in 18ct solid gold and weighs approximately 36gsm, handcrafted and engraved with the client's name.  Amosu created the design in collaboration with luxury champagne brand, Goût de Diamants. You can read more about the champagne


3 Years Old Joshua Ajayi Clears All N1M On Who Wants To Be A Millionaire (Congrat!!)



Joshua Ajayi, 13, ia a  JSS3 Kings College Student who was on the hot seat of who wants to be a millionaire on Saturday night.  The kid walked away with N1Million. Congrats boy! 

Hmnm: I’ve never kissed a man in my life – Babcock’s best graduating student



The 11th convocation of the Babcock University, Ilisan-Remo, Ogun State recorded a mixed grill of emotions, SEGUN OLUGBILE reports
 
 Last Sunday’s convocation of Babcock University, Ilisan-Remo, Ogun State, was a potpourri of emotions. For some, it was expectedly exciting. Shouts of joy, mixed with backslapping and hugging, were not in short supply.

 But while most of the graduating students had cause to rejoice and shed tears of joy, two of the graduating students and their family members, who managed to grace the occasion, were grief-stricken. But, first, they story of joy.

Time Spent at funerals Should Be Shortened ( Do You Agree ?)




A group of leaders in the Eastern Cape of South Africa had decided to hold a seminar to discuss ways to shorten and reduce the cost of funerals, it reported;

“People make funerals a show-off, from the coffin to what family members wear. It is sad to see how our people are doing such things; we need to stop this trend,” said seminar organiser Bishop Makhosi Ngcoza.

“We should not expect people to attend a funeral from 9am to 3pm.”

How To Get Your Cli max Back (And Have It Be Better Than Ever)



It can happen even in the steamiest moment — you’re on the brink of an awesome cli max … and then nada. Maybe you got distracted by a nagging thought, like stressing out over unanswered work emails, or you were thrown off when your guy suddenly changed positions. Or maybe your clim ax just kind of petered out, and you’re not completely sure why. Whatever’s going on, there are techniques you can use to get back in the zone. Allow us to talk you through.
Think of Channing Tatum.
Letting your mind go to your se xy place, wherever it is (that time you and your guy hooked up on the kitchen table, the hottie with the ridic biceps at the gym who always says hi), will get you on track for a satisfying finish. “When you fantasize, your brain sends arou sal signals throughout your body, and extra blood is directed to your privates,” says Gail Saltz, M.D., author of 

Judge allows a man to buy his underage daughter s-èx toys



A judge basically allowed a man to buy his minor daughter s-èx toys, according to court proceedings. A Pennsylvania accused pervert will not serve jail time for buying his 13-year-old daughter a vibrator, a judge ruled. "S-èx toys are not illegal," defense lawyer, Mark Zearfaus, said after Tuesday's ruling. "It may not be advisable to buy one for a teenager, but it is not a crime." The alleged psychopath was not named in the media to protect the identity of his daughter.

He was also acquitted of charges of delivering s-èxual material to a minor, endangering the welfare of a child, corruption of a minor and indecent assault, according to the newspaper. 

Prosecutors argued that the Hollidaysburg, Pennsylvania, man watched porn with his daughter, who smoked marijuana leaves, gave her s-èx toys and tried to force her to give him oral s-èx during weekend visits with him.

Monday, June 3, 2013

Chai: My older girlfriend has dumped me despite the great s-èx



I give my girlfriend multiple ô-rgasms and she makes me feel amazing, but she’s dumped me out of the blue because her ex dumped her at this time of year.
I’m 23, she’s 39. I’m a carpet fitter and I met her when I laid some new carpets for her. We got on like a house on fire and she told me to come back the next evening to check on the fitting.
She’s a beautiful woman and I couldn’t believe my luck. She had cooked a lovely meal and set the table with candles and a bottle of wine.
We didn’t stop talking all evening and I stayed the night. We had s-èx for hours. She was fabulous. I thought it would be just a flash in the pan but we’ve been seeing each other for three months now. We go out to nice places and are very happy with each other. We always enjoy being together and our s-èx life is amazing.

Dearest Ọmọ Oódua Readers: My Elder Brother's Fiancée Is In love With Me ( Pls Help)



UNEDITED:Honestly, i don't know what to do.....My elder bro wife to be is dying for me & my only brother who trusted me so much never notice it. 

All this started when i celebrated my birthday last year & my elder bro funded everything such as drinks,foods etc, except the cake & the party house decoration which was funded by his fiancee. She even bought me a 'Rolex stone watch' as a birthday gift right before my brother. 

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