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Wednesday, July 10, 2013
Yimu** NASA Finds Message From God On Mars Written On Tablets In A Martian Cave
NASA announced today that its Curiosity Rover has found an unambiguous message from God written on tablets in a Martian cave. According to an official press release two giant stone slabs the size of small elephants were located deep inside a cavern abutting Aeolis Mons, a large mountain. Upon one tablet is a copy of the Ten Commandments and the text of John 3:16 written in 12 languages – including English, Spanish, Chinese, Basque and Hebrew. On the other tablet is a simple message in English reading “I am real.”
According to top scientists who have studied the discovery extensively, these findings may have definitively established Christianity as the one true religion.
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Tuesday, July 9, 2013
What Is Wrong With This Picture Readers? Mathematical Student Version
Guy you try! I can see why so many of you can't stop cranking up on merely looking at this picture. Perfect Sample of some of you back in the days...LMAO! Actually reminds me of my good Hausa friend then. Just for a laugh!
Picture Of US Talk Show Queen, Ellen Degeneres Without Makup ?
Ellen Degeneres is no ugly woman. The mega talkshow host and tv personality is a Covergirl spokesmodel and while she is a tomboy, she still maintains a certain level of prettiness. Turns out that endorsement is no joke though as the 55-year old was photographed shopping in California with absolutely no makeup...and it is no pretty sight.
What is wrong with this picture? First kissing Experience
Welcome Back W..... Ngozi Nwosu Returns To Work
She is back to work! Thank God for her life.. Actress Ngozi Nwosu after battling with a kidney and heart related problem which made her spent months in the US for treatment, is back and already started working! The actress was photographed looking healthy and happy on set of Fuji House Of Commotion last Sunday 7th of July. Thank God for her life once again!!! We are happy to see her back on her feet once again
3-years-old boy, unharmed after his egg collection turned into a tangle of deadly slithering snakes.(Photo)
A little boy thought he was just collecting innocent looking eggs he found while playing outside, but they turned out to be extremely dangerous, according to press reports. An Australian boy, who is 3-years-old, was lucky to escape unharmed after his egg collection turned into a tangle of deadly slithering snakes. Reptile specialist Trish Prendergast said Friday that young wildlife enthusiast Kyle Cummings, could have died if he had handled one of the eastern brown snakes, the world's most poisonous species on earth after the Australian Taipan. Kyle found nine eggs on the grass on the 3 acres of family property on the outskirts of the city of Townsville in Queensland state, Prendergast said. He had no idea what kind of eggs they were.
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9 ways to have better $-éx
partner, he should be enthusíastic, tell her how beautiful she is and how great she tastes. Don’t treat it like a chore.
Tell Her She Looks (and Tastes) Great
“It’s been proven that women who feel confident about the appearance of their genítals are more open to different kinds of sé-xual activity, and are more likely to orgásm because they feel relaxed… When a man goes down on his partner, he should be enthusíastic, tell her how beautiful she is and how great she tastes. Don’t treat it like a chore.” —Debra Lynne Herbenick, Ph.D., Indiana University, Kinsey Institute
Use Your Ears
“The only difference between a gígolo and a regular guy is that a gígolo listens to what a woman wants in béd. So, ask. I would also advise that you to ask her while not in the bédroom — raise the discussion while out walking or doing some other casual yet íntimate thing together.”Continue
Congratulations: Kukere-master, Iyanya & manager, Ubi Franklin acquire new cars (Photos)
Made Men Music Group’s Iyanya and CEO, Ubi Franklin are living the life acquiring two new vehicles apparently to make their movements smoother. The Kukere-master bought E350 mercedes 2012 model while Franklin reportedly bought an Infiniti QX56 2012 model.
Enjoy your rides and drive safe guys.
More Photos After The Break
Husband and wife cheat on each other with the same prost-itutё
When a married woman decided to secretly visit a female pro-stitute she had no idea that her husband was seeing the same pro-stitute on the side as well, according to court documents.
Police in Maine said that a woman sought the services of the same pro-stitute her husband used. The revelation comes as part of the client list of a Zumba dance instructor accused of using her studio as a front for pro-stitution.
Police in Maine said that a woman sought the services of the same pro-stitute her husband used. The revelation comes as part of the client list of a Zumba dance instructor accused of using her studio as a front for pro-stitution.
She became the first woman to be identified by police on Friday with a list of at least 64 men accused of involvement in the pros-titution case. Police say the woman’s husband was charged with being a client in the coastal town of Kennebunk.
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Dearest Ọmọ Oódua Readers: She smokes & drinks too much, should I let her go?
UNEDITED:
I've been dating this lady for the last nine months and I need advise as things
are starting to get free from hand. I am ready to settle down but I don't know if
I ought to make this woman my spouse or let her go. I am madly in deep love
with her but she's not what I want in a woman. I don't know how I was able to
fall in deep love with her in the first place. She drinks an excessive amount of,
she smokes an excessive amount of, she even smokes weed, though she tries to
full cover up it but I've caught her a couple of times. She gets drunk at least one
time every other week.
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Shameless: Thugs invade Rivers State House of Assembly to impeach Speaker (VIDEO)
The video captured an attack led by a member of the Rivers State house of assembly in an attempt to impeach the speaker of the house. The Speaker and 26 other members of the house are loyal to the governor, Rotimi Amaechi, while five others led by Evans Bapakaye Bipi, representing Ogu/Bolo constituency are loyal to President Goodluck Jonathan and his wife, Patience. Mr. Bipi here is seen arriving the house with thugs, he later attacked the camera crew before breaking into the chambers to attack his colleagues.
Man Jumps Into Canal To Avoid Trial
•Salau being taken back to court after he was re-arrested from the canal. PHOTO: CYRIACUS IZUEKWE
The suspect caught the court officials unawares when he escaped while entering the court room.
The 35-year old Salau was, however, re-arrested by the Investigating Police Officer, IPO, Akinkumi Muni, who also jumped into the canal and brought him back to the court for prosecution.
As the suspect fled the court, Muni ran after him and jumped into the canal with the suspect where they both engaged in a scuffle as the IPO tried to stop him from escaping.
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P-*-r-n affect men’s performance in the bedroom -Study
It’s a known fact that most men watch p*r-n. But are you one of those guys who regularly get their dose of viewing adult ma-terial on the internet?
And in doing so, have you become sort of a global citizen in the world of p*r-n? If yes, then you could be heading for trouble, especially if you’re under the impression that viewing things people do in videos can actually make you better in the sack. According to a research study, watching online p*r-n an affect men’sperformance in the bedroom.
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'Halal Google' launched by Muslim Experts, block all content forbidden as per Islamic law.
A new search engine called Halagoogling has been launched. It blocks all content forbidden as per Islamic law.
The engine uses search results from Google and Bing but sends them through a special filtering system which blocks Haram, or forbidden according to the Law of Islam, sites or content. It includes p0rnography, nudity, gay, lesbian, bisexual, gambling and anti-Islamic content.
If Halagoogling user try to search for terms like ‘p*rn', 'naked woman' or 'resurrection of Jesus', he will get only a message reading, 'No results found or you have searched Haram (forbidden) content'.
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Serious Matter: After abusing 15yr old son with words, 50cent rewrites his will, cuts him off.
After an embarrassing text message exchange between 50 Cent and his 15 year old son Marquise leaked online, (If you missed it, read it HERE), 50cent has cut him and his mother off his will. He also blamed Marquise's mother for the leak to Radar Online.
See what he wrote on Twitter a few hours ago after the Break.
Tiwa, MAVIN first lady ??? Unbelievable
MAVIN first lady, Tiwa Savage was her ever sparkling self as she rocked a well-tailored Pantsuit to the Miss Nigeria Beauty Pageant which took place yesterday at the Intercontinental Hotel, V.I, Lagos. The singer wore a Christian Louboutin shoe to go with the outfit made by Bridget Awosika. We simply can’t get enough of her beauty.
No 2nd Chance for Iyanya Oh: Yvonne Nelson channels her inner fiery goddess in HOT swimsuit
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| Who's Next ??? Larimo lol !!!
Actress, Yvonne Nelson has never looked hotter looking fiery hot in blood red hair and black swimsuit showing all her uber-sexy curves. The swimsuit flatters her curves and gives a peek into what makes her tick. Well, we don’t call her Yvonne ‘sexy’ Nelson for nothing.
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Did Singer Mo’Cheedah Add Weight In the Right Place ?
Singer Mo’Cheedah who recently parted ways with music label ‘Knighthouse’ vanished from the entertainment scene for a couple of months and as mystified as her disappearance was, so is her recent appearance.
More Pictures After The Jump
Wife Caught Popular Billionaire Tunde Folawiyo With Mistress In Paris
Billionaire Tunde Folawiyo, Ifeoma Andre Williams In Messy S-ex Scandal -How his wife caught the lovebirds in Paris. Lagos! Lagos! Lagos! A city that is without doubt one of a kind… In Lagos the fear of the unknown is the beginning of wisdom. Narrow it down to the island social scene which is on the same level as the high octave Miami, sinful Las Vegas and toxic Hollywood. The Island social scene has come to surpass the expectation of us the informed.
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