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Showing posts with label Bank. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Bank. Show all posts
Wednesday, October 30, 2013
World Bank Thinks Nigeria is 122nd best place for business ( Do you agree or not ?)
Tuesday, October 15, 2013
Naija Man Fools Bank Worker
An Naija man walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. He tells the loan officer that he was going to Nigeria on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.
The bank officer tells him that the bank will need some form of security for the loan, so the Naija man hands over the keys and documents of new Ferrari parked on the street in front of the bank. The loan officer agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan.
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Wednesday, September 18, 2013
Sterling Bank MD, Adeola in $-ex Scandal
The Managing Director of Sterling bank Rasak Adeola got a bitter taste of being a randy man when his beautiful wife caught him red handed with a female fling. The story is best described such as a commando or FBI operation once the angry woman left their Ikoyi to track down the alleged randy banker at a resort in Ikoyi. The hotel is reported to be the love nest of the lover man.
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Monday, September 16, 2013
I have $-ex with at least 56 men per week, my boss inclusive – Bank employee confesses
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Friday, June 28, 2013
Man missing for almost 3 decades found in bank chimney
A man missing for 27 years has finally been located, according to police reports. The remains of Joseph Schexnider, lost for 27 years, were finally discovered lodged in a brick chimney in the Abbeville National Bank in Louisiana.
The bones were found when the bank was making renovations on the second floor, which had been long used for storage, to make more office space. The identity of the body was confirmed through DNA. "This was absolutely the first chimney recovery we've had," Mary Manhein, who is the head of FACES, the lab of Louisiana State University who identified Schexnider’s bones, told the press. There were no dental records available so that the laboratory had to base results on DNA evidence after police obtained a reference sample from the Schexnider family, who lives in the area. "I would say he died a few days maximum after he entered the chimney," Manhein said. “But as for the way he died, or why he was in the chimney, is up for speculation,” Manhein said. "No one will ever know," she added. Police found a pair of gloves in the chimney, but one can only speculate on its meaning.
The bones were found when the bank was making renovations on the second floor, which had been long used for storage, to make more office space. The identity of the body was confirmed through DNA. "This was absolutely the first chimney recovery we've had," Mary Manhein, who is the head of FACES, the lab of Louisiana State University who identified Schexnider’s bones, told the press. There were no dental records available so that the laboratory had to base results on DNA evidence after police obtained a reference sample from the Schexnider family, who lives in the area. "I would say he died a few days maximum after he entered the chimney," Manhein said. “But as for the way he died, or why he was in the chimney, is up for speculation,” Manhein said. "No one will ever know," she added. Police found a pair of gloves in the chimney, but one can only speculate on its meaning.
Monday, June 24, 2013
Bank Manager caught for robbing his own bank
An Operations Manager with an initial generation bank in Agbor, Delta State has been arrested by the authorities for allegedly conniving with an armed robbery gang that raided the bank, weekend. The gang had in a commando style operation, succeeded in carting away millions of naira in both local and foreign currencies on Friday, although some bank customers and passers-by were wounded in the process. Delta State Police command's spokesman, Mr. Lucky Uyabeme, stated that "the arrested Operations Manager of the bank is helping the authorities in its investigation. The command will not leave any stone unturned in ensuring that all the hoodlums involved are brought to book.
"Preliminary investigation revealed an insider connection in the bank robbery as both keys to the strong room that have been supposed to be kept by two different senior staff were left with the Operations Manager, who in turn left the strong room open. "The four bullet proof doors weren't tampered with. Among the senior staff of the bank who was supposed to be with among the keys to the strong room purported to be sick, handed on the keys to the Operations Manager," Uyabeme said.
"Preliminary investigation revealed an insider connection in the bank robbery as both keys to the strong room that have been supposed to be kept by two different senior staff were left with the Operations Manager, who in turn left the strong room open. "The four bullet proof doors weren't tampered with. Among the senior staff of the bank who was supposed to be with among the keys to the strong room purported to be sick, handed on the keys to the Operations Manager," Uyabeme said.
Saturday, June 22, 2013
Central Bank Of Nigeria Governor Sanusi And His S-éx Scandal
Once upon a time, news from my family in Nigeria centered on the dead or dying. Tired of all the negative news, I sent out a fatwa: give me news of deaths and risk instant death! My folks knew I didn’t mean literal death. They also knew the sharpness of my tongue. A family member once said (unfairly, I might add) that if I were goat meat, he would eat everything except my mouth!
I didn’t mind that ‘yabis’ because the avalanche of negative family news ceased... I remembered a family member recently and realised I hadn’t heard about her in ages. When I asked my mother, she said the woman had since passed away. “Why wasn’t I told?” I asked with mild indignation. My mother retorted: “I thought you didn’t want to hear news about death.” Touche! I can’t eat my cake and have it, can I?
I didn’t mind that ‘yabis’ because the avalanche of negative family news ceased... I remembered a family member recently and realised I hadn’t heard about her in ages. When I asked my mother, she said the woman had since passed away. “Why wasn’t I told?” I asked with mild indignation. My mother retorted: “I thought you didn’t want to hear news about death.” Touche! I can’t eat my cake and have it, can I?
Friday, June 21, 2013
Just In: Sanusi Freeze Bank Accounts Of Nigerian Churches
churches require EFCC approval before withdrawing even a kobo from their accounts with banks.
most churches have to cancel their crusades because the fund to organise it were trapped in banks.
one is confused at how pastors, especially in the South East, South West and South South have become sponsors and financial backers of Boko Haram from Sanusi’s directives.
Mallam Sanusi Lamido Sanusi, the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) Governor has frozen the bank accounts of most churches in Nigeria under what his office claimed to be seeking for sponsors of Boko Haram. Many churches have been stranded since the past two weeks due to their inability to withdraw money from most commercial banks due to a CBN directive that they must provide their list of shareholders and directors before they could access their funds. Sanusi is much aware that churches and Mosques in Nigeria do not have shareholders or directors.
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Friday, June 7, 2013
American Bank Offers $1M To Anyone Able To Solve This Mathematical Equation
The Providence, Rhode Island-based American Mathematical Society (AMS) on Tuesday said $1 million will be awarded for the publication of a solution to the Beal Conjecture number theory problem.
Dallas banker D. Andrew Beal first offered the Beal Prize in 1997 for $5,000. Over the years, the amount has grown. AMS spokesman Michael Breen says a solution is more difficult than the one for a related problem – Fermat’s Last Theorem – which didn’t have a published solution for hundreds of years.
Friday, May 31, 2013
Man Uses Underwear To Hide Identity In Attempted Bank Robbery
Robbing a bank under the influence is dumb. Robbing a bank while under the influence and wearing underwear on your head to conceal your identity, now that’s pure entertainment.
Daniel Anfray decided to do just that last Friday, when he strolled into his local bank carrying a pocket knife and a pair of draws on his head demanding money. The 56 year-old French man, who had a little somethin’ somethin’ to drink beforehand, was quickly recognized by a teller who asked him to put away his knife before police arrived.
Anfray, who was recently released from prison after serving time for a drunk driving charge, was found to have a blood alcohol level of 0.2, more than double the limit in most American states. He was sentenced to eight months in prison and two years probation for the failed robbery attempt.
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Sanusi Bags ‘Africa Central Bank Governor Of The Year’ Award
Malam Sanusi Lamido Sanusi has bagged the 2013 Africa Central Bank Governor of the Year award.
In a letter addressed to the Governor of the Central Bank of Nigeria by the African Banker Awards committee, Sanusi was slated to be conferred with the award at the African Banker Awards gala dinner held at the Taj Palace Marrakech, Morocco, yesterday (May 29, 2013).
The letter noted that Sanusi has also “ensured macroeconomic stability, protected the independence of the Central Bank and enhanced many aspects of the Nigerian Banking including adoption of new technologies for financial inclusion; continuous modernisation and more transparent disclosures.”
Tuesday, May 14, 2013
OoooSssHhhEee a.k.a D'banj announces he's the new ambassador for Bank of Industry
He's pictured above with Ms Evelyn Oputu, the Managing Director & Chief Executive Officer of Bank of Industry. Congrats to D'banj.
Wednesday, May 8, 2013
Hmmn!!! Bank detain female customer 3 days for default in payment of loan
A Petty trader, Mrs. Rose Abbey got what she didn’t bargain for when she was allegedly detained in a Micro Finance Bank at Ipaja area of Lagos, for failing to pay a weekly N2,000 earlier agreed on towards offsetting the N17,000 loan she borrowed from the bank.
It was alleged that she was abducted and beaten up before she was locked up in a room at the bank located at 170/ 172, Ipaja Road Baruwa on April 25. She was, however, released three days later. Before then, she was allegedly neither allowed to have access to members of her family nor given food. The housewife who hails from Edo state later regained her freedom, after her friend paid the N2,000 to the bank.
It was alleged that she was abducted and beaten up before she was locked up in a room at the bank located at 170/ 172, Ipaja Road Baruwa on April 25. She was, however, released three days later. Before then, she was allegedly neither allowed to have access to members of her family nor given food. The housewife who hails from Edo state later regained her freedom, after her friend paid the N2,000 to the bank.
Tuesday, March 26, 2013
Bank Employee Confesses To Sléeping With Men At Least 56 Times A Week, Including Her Boss
One of our reporters (name withheld) met the shock of his life few days back at the Elegushi beach, Victoria Island Lagos while chatting with the lady whose photo you have above.
To his disbelief the 26 years old lady who identified herself as Ella, boldly told our reporter that she loves séx so much so that she enjoys it more than real food.
To his disbelief the 26 years old lady who identified herself as Ella, boldly told our reporter that she loves séx so much so that she enjoys it more than real food.
According to the lady whose I'd Card revealed that she is a marketer with one of the new generation banks, she likes coming to the beach side which is very close her house, every evening to chill out and 'most importantly get laid'.
Thursday, March 14, 2013
Ladies: Where do you prefer your man to be perfect; in bed or his bank account?
We asked the guys yesterday, so let's ask the ladies today. Where do you prefer your man to be perfect; in bed or his bank account? Remember, you can only pick one!
Thursday, January 24, 2013
Former MD Of Zenith Bank Demolishes N600 Million Property In Lagos
Billionaire business man and former MD of Zenith Bank, Jim Ovia, has demolished the two-storey building standing on his Ozumba Mbadiwe property.
He has turned the land to a temporary car park for people who use his event place, Civic Centre. The car park and Civic centre share a fence.Heard they are planning to building a massive structure on the vacant plot later this year, maybe a hotel.
Sunday, December 2, 2012
Mary J. Blige and husband sued for $2.2 million over defaulting on bank loan
When the economy is bad, it is bad for everyone. Celebrities are not excluded. Now it’s Mary J. Blige and husband Kendu Isaacs turn in the hot seat. The couple has been hit with a lawsuit, as a result of defaulting on a bank loan of 2.2 million dollars. According to documents that Reuters obtained, Signature Bank is seeking to recover the amount of the loan plus $58,000 interest. The documents were filed in the New York State Supreme Court. The debt goes back to an advance that the Grammy Award winning singer and film actress took out in October of 2011. Blige failed to meet her deadline for payment of July 2012.
Saturday, October 27, 2012
Hunger is killing 19 Million In W’Africa.
Ghana – A 13-year-old primary six pupil, Laila Nuhu died on the spot after she was struck by lightning last night in an open field in the Upper West regional capital, Wa.
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