Sunday, April 21, 2013

Joke Of the day !!!




A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. 

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, 
look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

Watch Video: Obasanjo had a killer squad as president - former associate



A former associate of former president Olusegun Obasanjo told Sahara Reporters in an interview yesterday that Obasanjo had a killer squad used for political assassinations and actually housed them at a State Security Service headquarters, known as ‘Yellow House.’ Richard Odusanya said: 
“I believe that a killer squad created during the Abacha regime was kept by Obasanjo and housed at SSS headquarters, known as Yellow House, and was used for political assassinations. The night Chief Bola Ige was assassinated, a top PDP member confided in me that Obasanjo told him Bola Ige was down. I also took a gift to (Harry) Marshall and he was assassinated just a few weeks later.”
A rep for Obasanjo has since denied the allegations. Watch the revealing video after the Break.

NFL star Kerry Rhodes' former assistant provides text messages ( Photo)



Last week, NFL star Kerry Rhodes was outed after his former assistant/lover Russell Simpson gave a tell all interview to Baller Alert detailing their relationship (See it HERE). After Kerry's camp denied the reports, Russell produced text messages.

Don't act like you don't like this drama, whether gay or not! Hehe! Continue to see the denial from Kerry's camp and Russell's response...

See Statement from Kerry's Camp via MTO After The Break.

Dearest Ọmọ Oódua Readers: Should I keep waiting for my husband or re-marry?



I got married in 2006. A year later in 2007, my husband relocated to the US. The plan was for him to settle there and then bring me and our only son to join him. It's been six long years and he has been giving us excuses upon excuses. He confessed that he married a white woman there but only to get his papers but I later found out he was living with this woman. When I called him a few months ago I heard a child crying at the background, so I'm suspecting they also have a child together though he says the child is the lady's child and not his. I don't believe him.
I have no way of finding out the truth because I have no one in the US to help me investigate. He has only returned home once since he traveled and this was in 2010. I feel like I'm wasting my life waiting for him especially now that I met someone else who wants to marry me. I'm not divorced from my husband so marrying another man would be illegal. When I suggested divorce to my husband he flipped and told me to give him more time that he will come home as soon as he's stable there. I'm tired of waiting. I need a man in my life. Can I remarry because I think my husband is also married.


Video: Angry Fan slapped Beyonce and hair pulled during Serbia concert?



Was Beyonce slapped by an overzealous fan while making her way to the stage during her “The Mrs. Carter Show” in Belgrade, Serbia on April 15? Watch the video and Please Tell us what you think!!!

Pres. Jonathan, Tony Blair at The Rock Cathedral opening ceremony



President Goodluck Jonathan and former British Prime Minister, Tony Blair were among the dignitaries present today at the inauguration and opening ceremony of House on the Rock's new church building, The Rock Cathedral. President Jonathan seen above cutting the tape, flanked by Tony Blair and Senior Pastor of All House on The Rock, Pastor Paul Adefarasin.

New Music: D'banj - Why You Love Me



FCT Minister, Bala Mohammed, opens up new world class district in Abuja (Photos)



The land swap model of the Federal Capital Territory Administration kicked-off on Thursday April 18th with a ceremony for the development of a new world class district in Abuja called The Carraway Dallas District, named after the first black mayor of Dallas, Dwaine Carraway.

The  Caraway Dallas district is the first ever land-for-infrastructure exchange in West Africa driven by Public-Private-Partnership Initiative. It will cost over N26 billion to develop this new world class district situated along Keffi Road, adjacent Mogadishu Barrack.

Babcock University releases school fees for next session. Students protest



Well, they are not protesting in school or complaining to their school administration...they are protesting via the media. A few students from the school have sent me mails complaining about the exorbitant fees they are being made to pay to get an education. The university just released the school fees for the next session and some of the students feel its outrageous. See it After The Break.

Saturday, April 20, 2013

Football Age In Nigeria: Age Cheats Cheat Us





NATIONAL silence has enveloped the discovery that three players in the national U-17 team representing the country at the CAF U-17 competition in Morocco were disqualified. They failed the age detecting test CAF conducted at the competition venue.
There is no shortage of excuses for the disgrace that the Nigeria Football Association, NFA, has again brought to the country on this matter.
It is no longer a secret that the NFA does not pay adequate attention to forestall the decision of age cheats, who some officials aid to get into teams, in anticipation of the rewards that await them after a good performance at the competition.

“I Always Try To Give Anytime I See A Chance To Help” -Davido



In a recent interview, Davido finally addressed the issue of his generosity.He has been accused of using all this as a publicity stunt to win people over but he denied such allegation.
According to him:
I always try to give anytime I see a chance to help or encourage people; I can walk into any restaurant even though I am a star, order a plate of food that is worth N500 and give the seller N50,000. That’s my way of giving back to the society, that’s my way of encouraging the hustle of fellow Nigerians.”
“I don’t do it for publicity, unlike the time I gave one million Naira to a cancer patient , the media made it well known that it was a publicity stunt, but it is was not my intention to make it a media affair but due to the fact that I am a celebrity, it goes out there.”

YouTube Views Boosted when You Buy YouTube Views





Well, here's the deal - your dream of becoming the next meaningful YouTube star can become a reality!  if you're amazed how that's possible, when your channel or video doesn't even order a sole view in a day, the answer lies here - buy YouTube views In Nigeria.
YouTube is one of the uttermost useful marketing tools out there. Countless people from young and aged tune in to watch the assorted videos that people upload on to the web. Blogs are another useful tube in marketing, especially if enclosed on the blog are videos. This can boost the views also traffic on to YouTube.

Chika Ike gets N5million to cut her hair in new movie




First Movies International paid actress Chika Ike a whooping N5million to shave her hair in a movie where she will play the lead role. They are currently on location and Chika will shave her hair on Monday. Above is the cheque she got last week.

Has Iyanya Now from Tonto Dike and Yvonne Nelson to Emma Nyra?



They are widely recognised as business partners. Now the tale trailing them is that there is more to their relationship. Almost like overnight, Emma Nyra became a music sensation because of her affiliation with Iyanya.
He featured her on his smash hit, Ur Waist, and her music rating has soared since then, especially as he further signed her to his Made Men Music Group. But as she finally begins to make solid solo music moves of her own with her release of two hot singles, Ori Mi Wu and Everything I Do, the talk about her is not about her music, as should be expected, but her romantic life.

Security guard Gets 1 yr for stealing diesel from generator





An Abuja Magistrates’ Court on yesterday convicted and sentenced Arebun Douglas, a security guard with Fidelity Bank Plc, Wuse 2, Abuja to one year imprisonment for stealing over 400 litres of diesel. .
The Senior Magistrate, Mr Shuaibu Ahmed, convicted Douglas, after he pleaded guilty to stealing the diesel from the bank’s generator set. Ahmed, however, gave Douglas an option to pay a fine of N5, 000.
The magistrate warned the convict to stay away from crimes. Earlier, the Police Prosecutor, Mr. David Udeh, had told the court that a staff of the bank, Mr John Okoro, reported the case to the Wuse Divisional police station on April 17, 2013.
According to Udeh the convict stole over of 400 litres of diesel, valued at N58,000 from the generator. He said that during police investigation, the convict confessed to stealing the diesel from the same generator more than six times.

Bayelsa Raises N300m For AMAA Awards





This year’s edition of the Africa Movies Academy Awards (AMAA) is poised to be the most glamorous as the First Lady, Dame Patience Jonathan, Governor Seriake Dickson and MRS Oil boss, Sayyu Dantata supervised Tuesday’s fund raising ceremony in which no less than N300 million was raised.


The fundraiser held at the Congress Hall of the Transcorp Hilton signaled what Governor Dickson described as a new era for AMAA in which the premier event will henceforth be funded by the private sector.

14-Year-Old Boy Launches Website For Social Networking



A 14 year-old boy, Terkura Unongo, has launched a website, www.theimongo.com, for social networking. Though the website might not be as sophisticated as the likes of Facebook, seems as a good invention coming from a young Nigerian.
The early exposure that Terkura, an eighth Grade Student of Hillcrest Middle School, Jos, Plateau State, had to the Internet seems to have paid off.

Relationships: 7 Ways To Attract The Perfect Partner



Everyone needs companionship. We all want to be with that special person who will be everything we’ve always dreamed of. Your dreams and wishes can come true. Follow these tips today to attract your perfect soul mate.
  1. You Are What You Attract
How you feel about yourself, is, most likely, how others will feel about you. If you don’t love yourself, no one will love you. If you constantly put yourself down, then you will attract people who will put you down. If you don’t respect yourself, then no one will respect you. The most important step in finding the perfect partner is to become the perfect partner.

Seven Things Ladies Find Irresistible About Men



What Do Women Truly Look For?
While personal tastes vary considerably, there are certain things about a man that are almost guaranteed to turn a woman’s head, and ultimately her heart. The more of these traits a man possesses, the better.
1. Confidence
This is a big one, and is present in body language, tone of voice, and in every way you interact with her. A healthy dose of confidence says you have something to be confident about; let her guess all that it entails!

Woman mutilates friend for sleeping with her husband



Thirty-three years old Nimita Orelope has been friends with Faith for more than 20 years. They share practically everything with joy and camaraderie. However, Faith’s attempt to extend the sharing to her friend’s husband proved almost fatal. She is now recuperating in an undisclosed hospital where she is being treated for multiple cuts.
Nimota, 33, has been friends with Faith for well over 20 years. The duo reportedly began their friendship in a secondary school in Osogbo, Osun State where they met. While Nimota hails from Ikirun, in the state, Faith is from Asaba, Delta State.
The two women remained inseparable since they started their friendship until three years ago when Nimota settled down with her husband in Osogbo. However, Faith, on her part, is yet to get married.

Oldest Man On Earth Turns 116 In Japan



The oldest man ever recorded, Jiroemon Kimura, celebrated his 116th birthday Friday with a message from Japan’s prime minister as health chiefs launched a study into why his home city boasts so many centenarians.
Kimura, who greeted guests including the mayor of Kyotango city and officials from the Guinness World Records had a very busy day.
“You give us pride and confidence in the people of Japan,” Prime Minister Shinzo Abe said in a pre-recorded video greeting that marked the milestone.
Mayor Yasushi Nakayama also congratulated Kimura on reaching the ripe old age of 116, making him the current world’s oldest person and the longest living man on record.

Hmnmn! Angelina Jolie Takes Off Clothes And Poses With Animal ( See Photo)



Lots of men would want to be caught on (or off) camera kissing Angelina’s bare chest. However, the sexy mother of six is actually posing unclad in a never before seen picture from a 2001 David La Chapelle shoot for Rolling Stone Magazine. It is up for auction at London auction house Christie’s next month.
The photograph shows a younger Angelina with hands on the face of a white horse and her arms covering a large part of her breasts. The photograph could go for up to 35,000 pounds according to The Daily Mail. Her tattoos which she got when with her former husband Billy Bob are also exposed in the shot.
Another photograph of an older Angelina with her partner, Brad Pitt posing as husband and wife for Steven Klein in 2005 when the two got together will also be up for auction. This is believed to go for a lesser amount of about 10,000 pounds


Amber Rose gets Wiz Khalifa's face tattooed on her arm



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"I am Still Looking For The Right Woman" - D'banj says



That's curious...because in his January interview with Toolz on Ndani TV, D'banj said he was happily dating a very special lady who has been with him for a while. His  Recent interview with Seun Apara of Thisday, D'banj says he's still single because he hasn't found the right woman.
D'banj tells Seun:
"I have dated a lot of women but I don't really want to talk about them because most of them have moved on and some are married. I don't have any regret at all because I am still young and I am still a bachelor though my mum wants me to settle down. She is proud of me and I do let her understand that it's not that I don't want to marry, I just haven't found the right woman. If she finds the right one for me, she can call me.


Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries officially divorced



Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries are officially divorced, according to TMZ. A judge in LA dissolved their marriage in today's court hearing...and Kris got nothing from Kim. He had asked for $7 million as divorce settlement and had also asked for an annulment of the marriage based on fraud, but recently dropped his demands. Kim will have her baby now as a single woman.


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