Joke Of The Day: Little African Boy vs White Police Men

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Police: Where do you live?Small boy: with my parents.
Police: Where do your parents live?
Small boy: with me.
Police: And where do you live all?
Small boy: Together
Police: Where is Your Home?
Small boy: Beside my neighbours' house.
Police: Where is your neighbours' house?
Small boy: if I tell you, you will not believe me.
Police: tell me?
Small boy: next to my house. .....

Or-ál S-éx, African Diasporás and Issues Arising

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Most s-éxually active people in the United States participate in or-ál s-éx. Matter-of-factly, to many, orá-l s-éx is more pléasurable than genital penetrátion. In America, different slangs have now been coined for or-ál s-éx – Bl-ów Jób, Gó-Dówn-Sóuth, Go-Dówn, G-ét-A-H-éad, 69-P-ósition and the list goes on. For people who value medical terminólogy, Cúnnilingus identifies or-ál s-éx performed on females while fellatió identifies orá-l sé-x performed on males.

For the most part, majority of Africans (especially African men) shun or-ál s-éx either for religious, cultural or traditional reasons. The few that participate in it'll deny it vehemently in public areas because they notice it as a disdainful “girly-man” s-éxual activity. A genuine man should have the ability to give a lady the same pléasure using his sé-x ó-rgan, they will argue. In Nigeria for instance, you can find different d-énigrating words for describing men that pérform or-ál s-éx on womén.

Congratulations!!! Aliko Dangote Becomes The Richest African Man Ever!

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Aliko Dangote is not just the richest African alive, he is the richest man of all times. In a recent article publisher by Forbes on its website, Dangote's profile appeared as the first African businessman and billionaire to reach the $20 billion line. 

See Photo Of African Leaders Sleep During AU Summit (LOOK)

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Lol! These African leaders were caught snoozing during the 50th Anniversary of the African Union Summit which kicked off in the Ethiopian capital of Addis Ababa on May 26. Leading the pack of snoozers is the President of Zimbabwe, Robert Mugabe in blue and silver tie.  Was the summit that boring?

Unbelievable Answers: When can an African woman divorce?

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VIDEO: When can an African woman divorce? SHOCKING ANSWERS

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Article: Lagos Nigeria House to an African Tech Motion?

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Nairobi, Accra, Johannesburg and Cape City are typically competing with Lagos to declare control of Last Frontier Africa, the continent of the 21st century. Lagos, Nigeria seems such as an unlikely place for Africa's major tech hub. The city's estimated population is 21 million people, and 30,000 more Africans are arriving every day. Ten years ago, architect and author Rem Koolhaas co-wrote Mutation. After studying Nigeria's biggest city, he says,  

"Lagos isn't catching up with us; rather, we may be catching up with Lagos." He might have been right.

It seems fanciful to equate Lagos with a 21st century New York, as Koolhaas does. For several intents and purposes, the city shouldn't operate at all. Its chaos outstrips that of Cairo or New Delhi.

But within the insanity, a fresh kind of region is emerging. In an area gridlocked by traffic after 6 a.m. and rampant with crime, Lagos offers non-mobile Internet. Wi-Fi is gut-enchantingly slow. But despite its weak infrastructure, it stands because of its innovative residents and their hunger to achieve the most competitive of environments.

Banky W at the Oxford University Pan-African Conference in London

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Banky was invited to speak at the 2013 Oxford University Pan-African Conference taking place today in London. 

Must Watch Really: First Traditional African G-ay Wedding Ceremony

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African leaders meet with President Obama. Where's Pres GEJ ?

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The leaders of four African nations met with President Barack Obama yesterday March 28th at the White House. They leaders were: Ernest Bai Koroma of Sierra Leone, Macky Sall of Senegal, Joyce Banda of Malawi and José Maria Pereira Neves of Cape Verde.

KSA, others not on list of richest African musicians

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A new survey that produced ‘10 richest African musicians’  may have been influenced by mere swagger and gossips, writes Chux Ohai

Ace Nigerian musicians King Sunny Ade and Wasiu Ayinde, aka K1 are surprisingly missing from a list of richest African musicians published by an international online magazine, Africa Answers.

The omission of the artistes, whose careers span several decades, from the list is the subject of a debate that is currently rippling through the Nigerian entertainment circles.

The list, a periodic ritual by Africa Answers,includes Tuface Idibia, BankyW, D’Banj and P-Square among 10 wealthiest artistes on the continent.

WEIRD: South African boy aged 8 marries 61-year-old to Make his ancestors Happy (PHOTOS)

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An eight-year-old schoolboy has married a 61-year-old woman because the ghost of his dead ancestor told him to. Sanele Masilela tied the knot with Helen Shabangu, who is already married and a mother-of-five. The boy, from Tshwane, South Africa, said he had been told by his dead ancestors to wed and his family, fearing divine retribution, forked out for a wedding. They paid £500 for the bride and a further £1,000 for the big day, which was organised in just two months.

See What Happens When Wardrobe malfunction At African Magic Viewers Choice Awards

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SHOCKED: South African Girls Now Undergo Plastic Surgeries For Smaller Ikebe and Br*asts

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While folks are having strange addictions to black market silicone butt injections in America, folks in South Africa are doing the complete opposite…

When it comes to plastic surgery it appears that for young black South Africans, less is more. Nip-and-tuck procedures, breast reductions and even lip reductions are on the increase among young, affluent black South Africans. Dr Leon Dumas said the procedures being done on young black people were contrary to the perceptions about what patients wanted. “Normally there is a perception that everyone wants breast implants, but what we are seeing with our young, black patients is that reduction is the major trend. It’s no longer seen as acceptable to have big breasts or a big body.”

Effizy Unlimited: Nigerian monarch makes history as the first African person to buy the 2014 Bentley

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The Olugbo of Ugbo Kingdom in Ondo state and chairman of Obat Oil, Oba Fredrick Obateru Akinruntan, made history last week as the first black person to buy the 2014 model of Bentley. The Oba didn't just buy it, it was specially customized for him, according to sources close to him. The new ride, which arrived in Nigeria a few weeks back, has Olugbo as its plate number

Oba Akinruntan also has a custom built 2012 Rolls Royce similar to that of Queen Elizabeth II.

Video: African Teenager Punches Woman After She Calls Him 'Smelly Nigerian'

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Violence erupts on the London Underground after an argument between a white woman and a black teenager gets out of hand. Video footage captured on a mobile phone shows the pair arguing after the woman accused the man of stepping on her foot. The two exchange insults, with the woman calling him a 'smelly Nigerian' before he calls her a 'white princess'. As the argument escalates, the man stands over her and is seen throwing punches at her before other passengers drag him off her as he accuses her of hitting him with a bottle

Christopher Katongo Wins BBC African Player Of The Year 2012

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Zambia captain Christopher Katongo has won the 2012 BBC African Player of the Year Award following a period of online voting and text messaging from fans.  The 30-year-old  faced stiff opposition from the likes of Demba Ba, Didier Drogba, Younes Belhanda and Yaya Toure but won a little over 40% of the votes. He also becomes the first winner from southern Africa to win this award. Speaking to BBC immediately after the announcement, the Zambian legend was full of praise as he thanked those who recognised his hardwork and voted for him.

Too Much Money: South African president spends $28M on his palace while receiving $30M in aid from the UK

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South African president Jacob Zuma has sparked outrage spending £17.5 million to upgrade his rural family home while about 13 million people survive on less than £1 a day, and two million have no access to a toilet.
According to reports excessive works to Zuma home in the village of Nkandla – which include the construction of 31 new houses, an underground bunker accessed by lifts and a helipad – will cost almost as much as the £19 million Britain send to South Africa in annual aid.

Dbanj Wins Best African Act At M.O.B.O 2012 Awards

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D’Banj has won The Best African Act at this year’s MOBO AWards which are currently taking place in Liverpool, England.
D’Banj was up against P Square, Fatoumata Diawara, The Very Best, Spoek Mathambo, Fally Ipupa, Sarkodie, Cabo Snoop, Camp Mulla and Amadou and Mariam.
Congrats D’Banj!

JJC Skillz Releases All Stars' African Shank Video

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 The international African act, JJC Skillz whose monster hit ?We are Africans?, earned him the title ?Awoo king? and made the term ?Awoo? a verb of African pride affirmation worldwide has released another bang. The video of the new single titled African Skank by top notch artist/director/editor and producer, Abdul Rasheed Bello aka JJC Skillz has been released..

Kwara born Global News Award 2012 best video director, Gini, says ?African Skank is guaranteed to get you up and dancing before you know it.? He added that aside the single enjoying crazy airplay on radio it is a great dance companion to get you rock on even during work out routines. The originator of Afropean sound whose prot?g?s include DBanj, Don Jazzy, Kween , Big Brovas , based on the high technical quality invested in the video during production and post-production stages, believes with God, the video is going to be a monster hit.

African Skank single produced by Time Takers is a sound aptly termed Electro Afrobeats, an eclectic blend/mix of Afro rhythm, techno, dirty Dutch and pop beats, all tuned to popular African dance like the Azonto, Etigi, Alanta and so on

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